加菲貓語錄精選 (紀念加菲貓誕生26年)
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>Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
>鈔票不是万能的, 有時還需要信用卡
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>One should love animals. They are so tasty.
>每個人都應該熱愛動物, 因為它們很好吃
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>Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
>要節約用水, 盡量和女友一起洗澡
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>Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
>要用心去愛你的鄰居, 不過不要讓她的老公知道
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>Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every
unsuccessful man, there are two.
>每個成功男人的背后, 都有一個女人. 每個不成功男人的背后, 都有兩個
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>Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
>再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛
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>The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
>聰明人都是未婚的, 結婚的人很難再聰明起來
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>Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
>成功是一個相關名詞, 他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚 (聯系)
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>Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
>不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好
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>Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
>愛情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房時間來培養
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>Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
>后排座位上的小孩會生出意外, 后排座位上的意外會生出小孩
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>Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
>現在的夢想決定著你的將來, 所以還是再睡一會吧
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>There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
>應該有更好的方式開始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來
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>Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
>努力工作不會導致死亡! 不過我不會用自己去證明
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>Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
>工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看著別人工作
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>God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
>神決定了誰是你的親戚, 幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地
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>When two's company, three's the result!
>兩個人的狀態是不穩定的, 三個人才是!
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>A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without
restricting the view.
>服飾就象鐵絲网, 它阻止你冒然行動但并不妨礙你盡情的觀看
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>The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you
forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn
>學的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘記的越多, 忘記的越多, 知道的越少, 為什
么學來著
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